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You can find him in da club, bottle full of bub
Dear Spill.com,
Been there. Done that.
If you really want to impress the Harry Potter slash writers, try enlisting the Giant Squid. But maybe not even then.
Your efforts are greatly appreciated. They're just a little late if you plan to faze anyone in this fandom. We've seen it all. Some of us have written it all.
Love,
Cedar -
The letters no one reads, and some other notes
Dear FanLib, Simon & Schuster, Continental Airlines, judges on Shear Genius, and just about everyone involved with season 8 of America's Next Top Model ( Read more... ) -
The letters no one reads
Dear person who not only stole my birthday present from mollymoon, but also $70 worth of limited-edition perfume I ordered and now cannot reorder, off my doorstep ( Read more... )